The single most beautiful looking women are pale redheads with freckles… pale brunettes are a close second. Tanned women are only skin cancer waiting to happen.

Once upon a time not so long ago, women with tans were considered trash. They must be… they had to work outside in the field. Only the most ladylike women were pale because they would never stoop so low as to do manual labor… outside! Then that changed around the time of the Age of Industrialization… working women had to work _inside_ factories, and they became pale. So, to counteract this, the rich snotty women decided that having a tan… laying about on the beach like only a rich woman could do… should be the aspect of beauty. And so it came to be in the minds of the men of the West… tanned is beautiful. How easily we believe what we're told.

I reject this. The beauty of a woman is her attitude, the way she holds herself, her wit, the charm of her smile and the gleam in her eyes. But even with this, I still consider the pale freckled redhead to be the single most physically attractive of women.