At first I laughed like mad, then I focused on reality and said “Oh. Crap. Wow.”

Alfred Molina is a great actor. *hugs him*

Gollum was creepy in a good way, almost cute.
*pets him* *wipes slime from hand*

Elle Driver (Darryl Hannah’s character) was scary, but not that scary.

And I didn’t see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I heard it was very scary indeed, so to put Bush up against Leatherface and hear that Bush won? Scary indeed.

I wish Bush was just a character in a movie.