Top Film Villian = G. W. Bush

LONDON, England (AP) — Readers of a British magazine have rated President Bush the year’s top screen villain, for his appearance in Michael Moore’s documentary “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

Bush beat out a shortlist of fictional film bad guys, including the nefarious Doctor Octopus, played by Alfred Molina, in “Spider-Man 2”; cannibalistic Leatherface in “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”; Andy Serkis’ creepy Gollum from “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy; and the eyepatch-wearing assassin played by Daryl Hannah in “Kill Bill: Vol. 2.”

Almost 10,000 people voted in the poll, conducted by Total Film magazine. Results were announced Wednesday.

“It is possible that people have been a little bit tongue in cheek here, but they are also saying that Bush was very scary in ‘Fahrenheit 9/11,’ ” said the magazine’s editor, Matt Mueller.

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The moral of this story: Real life monsters are scarier than anything our imaginations can conjure.

6 comments on “Top Film Villian = G. W. Bush”

  1. At first I laughed like mad, then I focused on reality and said “Oh. Crap. Wow.”

    Alfred Molina is a great actor. *hugs him*

    Gollum was creepy in a good way, almost cute.
    *pets him* *wipes slime from hand*

    Elle Driver (Darryl Hannah’s character) was scary, but not that scary.

    And I didn’t see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I heard it was very scary indeed, so to put Bush up against Leatherface and hear that Bush won? Scary indeed.

    I wish Bush was just a character in a movie.

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