The Death Test

Here are my death test results::
“I’m afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated.”
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 8, 2071
at the age of 88 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)