Lame – Had To Pass On

I just read these in cemgirl’s journal so I thought I’d repost….. very funny

Actual Instruction Labels

– ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.

– ON BOOTS CHILDRENS’ COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

– ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.

– ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

– ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

– ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

– ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.

– ON TESCO’S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

– ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

– ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.

– ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

– ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.

– ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

– ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.

– ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

– ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.