1) There is no George W. Bush here in Canada.
2) We have beavers on our nickels.
3) You can marry someone of the same sex here. C’mon, you know you want to.
4) You can wear your funny tshirts and people won’t yell.
5) We are Paris Hilton free.
6) People don’t think you are strange when you spell ‘color’ with a ‘u’
7) more maple than any one person could handle
8) Apollo, Bif and Mike all live in Canada.
9) High quality health care is guaranteed to all citizens.
10) Our schools cost a lot less to attend.
11) We have moose. Lot’s of ’em.
12) Muchmusic. A music channel that actually plays music.
13) THE PSYCHO COMMUNE WILL BE IN CANADA!
14) Canada is home to more eagles than any other country in the Americas.
15) Canada is the second largest nation in the world.
16) Canada is one of the most multicultural nations in all the world.
17) Canada did not invade Iraq.
18) canada is the home of the great sports curling, hockey, and bobsledding
19) people tend to shoot each other in the face a lot less in Canada.
20) Canadians do not generally say “y’all” or “I’m fixin to get ready to go to (wherever)”
21) I can sleep in Apollo’s closet if i move there.
22) Canada Rocks! lots of great bands are from canada!
23) Canada’s national anthem is concise and actually makes sense..and it comes in minty French flavour as well!!!
24) eh?
25) There’s lots of trees.
Last night the good folks on the Poe message board and I decided to start a list of reasons to move to Canada. Here for your enjoyment are the first 25 points.
8 comments on “The Big List of Reasons to Move to Canada, version 1.0 (1-25)”
Tell ya what, if Bush wins the next election, I’ll move to Canada and sleep in your closet. ;P
Damn, my closet is going to be very crowded in 2004.
I may have to somehow aquire a bigger place of residence with a few more closets.
I am going to have to say “19” is the best 😀 that makes me laugh.
“21) I can sleep in Apollo’s closet if i move there.” is definitely my favourite, for obvious reasons. My closet will, however, be quite full.
my prediction:
Canadian Closet Sleeping will become a new trend in 2K4
Re: my prediction:
I agree. It will be sold as a weight-loss method, a cure for cancer, the new viagra, and as a family tourist attraction all in one.
Are you ready to be inducted as my newest disciple? I think I could have an initiation ritual prepared for you before the new year.
I am pretty sure I am prepared…I won’t have to drink goat’s milk will I? I mean if i do, i won’t object. hehe.
No, there will be nothing that unpleasant. You will possibly have to introduce yourself to the others, and walk on water, but nothing too bad.