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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | ✓ I don’t watch much TV these days. (I may watch when visiting friends, but I don’t own one myself.) | ✓ I own lots of books. (I own a fair number of books, but have been whittling down my piles in recent years.) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I have glasses but rarely bother with them.) | × I love to play video games. (I find video games have less and less appeal to me, even in social situation where I used to enjoy them a lot.) | × I’ve tried marijuana. |
| × I’ve watched porn movies. (Not movies, but I’ve enjoyed it in other forms.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I’d like to think I’ve been fair post-relationships) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Transparency is terribly valuable, but skillful expression and emission of truth is also often best.) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
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| × I have broken someone’s bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. |
| × I’m paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | ✓ I need/want money right now. (I could use some more money, sure.) |
| ✓ I love sushi. | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who does and what is your secret?) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (And I intend to keep it this way.) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. | × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (I could survive, but would be less likely to answer my phone.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | × I think prostitution should be legalized. | × I slept with a roommate. |
| × I have a hidden talent. | × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | × I have a lot of friends. (I have good friends but I wouldn’t say a lot.) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Nah, thought Nathan did kiss my chin recently.) | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Nah, thai fishermen’s pants and jeans are my staples.) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I like LJ well enough, but obsession isn’t quite right.) | × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (Until it breaks and I switch to only VOIP) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I’ve rejected someone before. (A fellow has to have standards!) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know generally what I want to do, but the details need to be fleshed out over time.) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (I’d like to have children someday, but I’m not attached to the idea.) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I’ve called the cops on a friend before. | × I’m not allergic to anything. (I’m sure there are some things I’m allergic to.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don’t we all?) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. | × I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I actually haven’t used one in a long while.) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the “South Park” movie. | ✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (In the past I used LJ as a procrastination method, but not now.) | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (Sure, Tuesdays make me smile.) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (If I needed to, I would.) | ✓ I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Guilty as charged.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | × I have dated a close friend’s ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. (New Democrat would be the closest to this I could be pegged as.) | × Republican. |
| × I don’t even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I’m open to either.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. | × I can work on a car. |
| × I love my job(s). | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. | ✓ I have jumped off a bridge. | ✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtles are marvelous!) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (How pessimistic would I need to be otherwise?) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I wish!) |
| × I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. (No, I think I have a good romantic filter.) | × I adore bright colours. (Nah, I’m a dark colours person.) | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can’t whistle. (I can, but not well.) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. | × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (No, I purged some.) | × I talk in my sleep. |
| × I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. (No, not yet.) | × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| ✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. (I like trees and I am spiritual, so yes?) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | × I’m an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. (As much as I like nudity, the colony idea seems a bit wonky.) | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | × I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. | × I am extremely flexible. (Physically, not so much. Otherwise, sure.) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (I enjoy both tremendously.) |
| ✓ I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I’m normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. | ✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (That’s not preferable, but I don’t let it bother me.) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I’ve been told that, but I believe I’m pragmatic.) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I believe there is plenty not yet explained, but so much is just silliness.) |
| × I can’t stand being alone. (I like solitude now and then.) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I’m a judgmental asshole. | × I’m a HUGE drama-queen. |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. | × I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. | × I can speak more than one language. (Not well!) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I’m tired enough.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Absolutely.) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like both, actually.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| ✓ I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No, but a tea bag is close, right?) |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (No, I love my hair.) | ✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Always.) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. | ✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Some may be, but motivations are farely so simple.) | × I don’t like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | × I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (No, Mithra would be abusive, I’m sure.) | × I’ve gone skinny-dipping. | × I’ve performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I’m Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | × I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. | × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | ✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |