A mathematician wants to build his dog a blue house. He does a bunch of math and determines that it will take 99 blue bricks to do it. He goes to the hardware store and asks for 99 blue bricks, but the lady at the counter tells him they only come in packs of 100. He buys the pack of 100, goes home, builds the doghouse, and he has one brick left over. He doesn’t know what to do with it, so he throws it up in the air.
Confused? Yes, so was I.
A lady with a little yappy dog gets on an airplane and sits down next to a grumpy old man. About half-way through the flight the man lights up a cigar and starts smoking. The woman tells him that the cigar smoke it really bothering her, and asks him to please throw his cigar out the window. He tells her that her dog is really bothering him, so he’ll only throw his cigar out the window if she throws her dog out the window. The woman is appalled at first, but eventually agrees to the term. So she throws her dog out the window, and he throws his cigar. About an hour later they look out the window and see the dog sitting on the wing of the plane, and guess what he has in his mouth?……..A BLUE BRICK!