This is hilarious! Sad though

lesbianity
Anybody can be a lesbian. Anybody. Are you?
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You are a lesbian. Well, sort of. A lesbian trapped in a hairy, dangly man s body. You must be a lesbian because you love lesbians. Especially the ones with blonde hair and big plastic boobies who star in films called things like Lady-Lovin -Clit-Lickin -Muff-Puppies.
You know that all lesbians really need is the love of a good man and hey – you’re just the man to give it to them!
Unfortunately, most lesbians would rather sew up their own vaginas than take you up on your offer.
Keep trying though.

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