Q:Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick
A: A stick
Q: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: where’s my tractor?
Q: What did the fireman say when he fell off the roof?
A: ouch.
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm…he says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whiskey and one for the road”
A grasshopper walks into a bar…
The bartender says…
“hey, we have a drink named after you!”
the grasshopper says…
“You have a drink named Steve?”
Ok, enough lameness!!!!