If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Earth
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A fouton
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Jesus
If I were a liquid I would be: sap
If I were a stone, I would be: amethist
If I were a tree, I would be: a maple, birch, rowan or yew
If I were a bird, I would be: a crow
If I were a tool, I would be: a rake
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: windy, clear skyed and with a pleasant temperature
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a pheonix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: a crow
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a parsnip
If I were a sound, I would be: singing
If I were an element, I would be: water for the ancient answer Oxygen for the scientific answer
If I were a car, I would be: non-gas fueled
If I were a song, I would be: an hour-long opus sung and performed by all my favorite artists
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: a group of artists as a collection of works
If I were a book, I would be written by: Charles de Lint
If I were a food, I would be: chow mein
If I were a place, I would be: Parsboro
If I were a material, I would be: leather
If I were a taste, I would be: grape
If I were a scent, I would be: forest
If I were a religion, I would be: I would not be a religion
If I were a word, I would be: Truth
If I were an object, I would be: a ring
If I were a body part I would be: an eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: calm
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Shane Gooseman from Galaxy Rangers
If I were a shape I would be: an oval
If I were a number I would be: 3
If I were a comic strip character I would be: Spider-Man if we’re talking Sunday paper strips. Cutter from ElfQuest if we’re talking comic books.