Tonight my fortune cookie had the following to say to me: “Que votre coeur responde pour vous.” / “Answer just what your heart prompts you.” Related
I got one awhile ago that says you and your wife will be happy in life together 🙂 I keep it in my wallet. Reply
Ever more proof that fortune cookies are the best possible psychiatrist ever. Personally, i’m waiting to get one that gives bad advice. “You know, putting arsenic in your coworker’s coffee is the best way to start a friendship” Reply
roflmao I get the ones that claim that I’ll be successful in life and I’ll be traveling alot. That’d be awesome if they came true =D Reply
If it doesn’t come true, sue the company who made the fortune cookies. They make false promises! And with the money you get, you can be successful and travel alot… Ahh, the circle of life.
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder” that’s what my fortune cookie said a week ago. I think it knows exactly what I am going through. Reply
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I got one awhile ago that says you and your wife will be happy in life together 🙂 I keep it in my wallet.
That is beautiful. Do you have plans to someday have a wife?
I actually don’t really believe in marriage, but I wouldn’t mind a woman for a life partner.
Ever more proof that fortune cookies are the best possible psychiatrist ever.
Personally, i’m waiting to get one that gives bad advice.
“You know, putting arsenic in your coworker’s coffee is the best way to start a friendship”
That would be a wonderful message to receive.
Hey… There’s no better ice breaker then “Help, help! I’m in excrutiating pain!”
that is an undenyable truth
roflmao
I get the ones that claim that I’ll be successful in life and I’ll be traveling alot. That’d be awesome if they came true =D
If it doesn’t come true, sue the company who made the fortune cookies. They make false promises!
And with the money you get, you can be successful and travel alot… Ahh, the circle of life.
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder” that’s what my fortune cookie said a week ago.
I think it knows exactly what I am going through.
aw :-*
I love you! :-*