Ruralsexual

The CBC tells us that Metrosexual Tops List of Banned Words.

After the overuse of the word metrosexual in 2003, I think it’s time to coin a new term to oppose such extreme lameness. Here is my contribution:

ruralsexual

1. Someone who is comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt and other simple clothing. Someone who does not put appearance before truly important parts of life.
2. Someone who enjoys sex in rural areas, be it under a tree, in a field, or by the side of a dirt road.

6 comments on “Ruralsexual”

  1. Love this post.

    I don't particularly like labels regarding sexual orientation…. and if this posting was done in an ironic way, I love it!

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