Caffeine Is My Shepherd

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze It maketh me to wake in green pastures It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses It restoreth my buzz It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal ™ For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez Thou annointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of ……… for ever.

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