They Must Be Mormons!

While walking into a hotel on Friday, my boss and I passed two old women who quietly remarked, “They must be Mormons!” I think it’s safe to say that I’m as far from being a Mormon as anyone. Perhaps they thought my all-black dress and his black shirt and grey pants were a sign of mormonism, because otherwise I can’t think of why they would be so confused.

For the record, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is one of my least favourite obviously made up religions, right up there with Scientology.

3 comments on “They Must Be Mormons!”

  1. Just this week my brother’s housemate “let the Mormons in,” as he put it, that is, into their house, while my brother was calmy enjoying his yogurt. He then had to sit there while his housemate talked to them, and they now own a free Book of Mormon, which they have utterly no use for. My brother thinks his housemate acted so irrationally because my brother drank all the milk. Personally, I think that was a little unfair.

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