The Coast has a rather badass astrology section. Here’s mine:
Sagittarious
For many people, physical appearance is the most important consideration in their search for a mate. Social status is often a decisive factor as well, as well as religious and political compatibility. In contrast, here’s what evolutionary psychologist Geoffrey Miller told The New York Times when asked why he chose the wife he did: “Because she was very witty and funny and a woman I thought I could learn a lot from. You look for somebody you feel you could talk to for years without getting bored.” I recommend that you adopt Miller’s criteria for selecting your next three new allies, Sagittarius. It’s time to refine your approach to creating your network.
5 comments on “Free Will Astrology”
i think the astrology page is only in the print version, sadly.
Scorpio
I went to first grade in a working class town in Michigan. One day while walking home from school, I encountered three third-grade bullies. They dragged me into an alley, where two of them held myy arms while the other belted me once in the abdomen.
“Why?” I cried. No one answered. The puncher sneered and got ready to deliver another smack. Just then a woman’s voice called out. She was hanging wet laundry on a clothesline in her backyard nearby.”You stop that nonsense right now!” she exclaimed, and ran toward us. The boys fled. She took me into her house, fed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and called my mother. I was a little shaky yet ecxtatic, feeling I had proof that angels were always watching over me. This story is an apt metaphor for your experience in the coming week, Scorpio.
I take it as meaning that trials have their rewards; there’s a balance to our lives.
I have to say that I am really lucky. I found a woman that is exactly like that. AND she also happens to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
I must get my sister to get the Coast for me.
The Coast is a good read. I need to remember to pick it up more often.