No, I don’t fix roof tiles.

Thank you to the tiling guy who has been giving out my number as the one for your business. Two days in a row I’ve had people calling and asking for Mike, the tiling guy.

4 comments on “No, I don’t fix roof tiles.”

  1. Apollo please please please take these calls and pretend you are actually the tiling guy
    Set up meetings and stuff
    then when you get a call saying the guy never showed up say “you sent a guy, he ‘s probably just stuck in traffic”
    then when they call back say “He’s been fired, would you like to set up a new appointment?”

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