1. Masturbation was never illegal
2. The free trade agreement didn’t work out so good for Canadians either
3. In certain provinces [not states] an individual can marry whomever they wish. Our greatest prime minister [not president], Pierre Elliot Trudeau, once said, “The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation”
4. Canadians have a superiority complex [and not without good reason]
5. Canadians have an inferiority complex [and not without good reason]
2. The free trade agreement didn’t work out so good for Canadians either
3. In certain provinces [not states] an individual can marry whomever they wish. Our greatest prime minister [not president], Pierre Elliot Trudeau, once said, “The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation”
4. Canadians have a superiority complex [and not without good reason]
5. Canadians have an inferiority complex [and not without good reason]